The I... Thread "I...feel lost lost" version

I...wish @#$&! would post over here and christen this the new glory of her medium-handsome affection.

I won't lie. It's a little lonely over here, watching all of you play in your sandbox while I have this big empty board.

Yo - how you doin?

So anyway, what happened to the ViewAskew board? What did I miss?

Hey rhubarb!

I'm less lonely.

s-pork pushed jicama aubergine too far and he crushed the board under his mighty beard.

Dat bitch! (Good for her and may Mr. Eggplant get what he deserves.)

I'm trying to get more spectators over here with you, but no one else has showed up yet.

What in the fuck is going on here?

Heh. Mr Eggplant.